he said. she said.

If you were a fly on the wall in our home, you'd hear some funny [and not-so-funny] things being said. Most of them are humorous only to the parents of the K kiddos, but nonetheless, they are things to be remembered.

K boy said:

• Mom, you're always worrying : said when I was tucking him into bed one night when he was still sick
• I love you : said very struggingly from a boy who does not like to be cuddly or huggy or mushy
• The best part was no sister in my hair : said about a sick day at home with just momma
• That was the most awesomest hit! : exclaimed when practicing batting with the small red bouncy ball and he hit it across the street
• Kooooooooooonaaaaaaaaa : said when not getting his way with K girl or when she is bothering him, but said with lots of love, I'm sure
• For the last time! : said almost daily as the boy wants to make his point
  

K girl said:

• These make me feel icky! : said about everything and anytime a fit happens
• I hate you : said when one cute girl doesn't get her way [hurtful to this momma]
• I will miss you : said when leaving day care each morning
• Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai : said when not getting her way with her brother, but said with lots of love, I'm sure
• I know what I'm doing! : said very matter-of-factly while making rice krispie treats the way learned in kindergarten, no stove required -- and she knew what she was doing
  

Momma said:

• Did you hear what I said? : repeated constantly on a daily basis
• I'm gonna throw it all away! : said each time a toy has to be picked up from the floor
• I'm gonna get you! : said as hands are in air, fingers moving and the tickle bug is about to attack cute K kiddos
• Dad, ___ needs you : insert a kiddo name and use whenever kid is pitching fit or whining or needing something unnecessarily
  
• I love you : said to each kiddo each morning, each night and anytime in between
  

Daddy said:

• What can I throw out? : said each time a cute K kiddo isn't listening or pitching a fit or ignoring parental units
• Listen to your mom : said a bazillion times when the kiddos aren't listening [again]
• Honka-honka-woman : said to wife and followed with a hugemongous cackle in hopes to stay out of the doghouse
• Hi beautiful : said to one cute K-girl
• Hey handsome : said to one handsome K-boy